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Hey, this Windows Vista is good! It's just popped up a box telling me:
"Windows update might require an update before you can install updates for Windows" Nice. On Fri, 11 May 2007 08:46:21 +0100, "Mike Williams"
<mi***@whiskyandCoke.com> wrote: >Hey, this Windows Vista is good! It's just popped up a box telling me: Wonder if the author of that message is the same one that created this> >"Windows update might require an update before you can install updates for >Windows" > >Nice. > message: "Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue." On Fri, 11 May 2007 12:03:52 GMT, Lee Peedin
<lpeedinDONOTSPAME@nc.rr.com> wrote: >On Fri, 11 May 2007 08:46:21 +0100, "Mike Williams" And...><mi***@whiskyandCoke.com> wrote: > >>Hey, this Windows Vista is good! It's just popped up a box telling me: >> >>"Windows update might require an update before you can install updates for >>Windows" >> >>Nice. >> >Wonder if the author of that message is the same one that created this >message: "Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue." > Hey, Chuck, how many chucks would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck chucks? <sorry>
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"PeterD" <pet***@hipson.net> wrote in message That should be "could chuck chucks" I believe. (going from a fish called news:hos8435m0tt77h30mjpfd2jp48k3lfl8ia@4ax.com... > On Fri, 11 May 2007 12:03:52 GMT, Lee Peedin > <lpeedinDONOTSPAME@nc.rr.com> wrote: > >>On Fri, 11 May 2007 08:46:21 +0100, "Mike Williams" >><mi***@whiskyandCoke.com> wrote: >> >>>Hey, this Windows Vista is good! It's just popped up a box telling me: >>> >>>"Windows update might require an update before you can install updates >>>for >>>Windows" >>> >>>Nice. >>> >>Wonder if the author of that message is the same one that created this >>message: "Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue." >> > > And... > > Hey, Chuck, how many chucks would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck > would chuck chucks? wanda). Show quoteHide quote > > <sorry>
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"Michael C" <nospam@nospam.com> wrote in message news:OSgDMS9kHHA.3280@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl... could chuck wood> "PeterD" <pet***@hipson.net> wrote in message > news:hos8435m0tt77h30mjpfd2jp48k3lfl8ia@4ax.com... > > On Fri, 11 May 2007 12:03:52 GMT, Lee Peedin > > <lpeedinDONOTSPAME@nc.rr.com> wrote: > > > >>On Fri, 11 May 2007 08:46:21 +0100, "Mike Williams" > >><mi***@whiskyandCoke.com> wrote: > >> > >>>Hey, this Windows Vista is good! It's just popped up a box telling me: > >>> > >>>"Windows update might require an update before you can install updates > >>>for > >>>Windows" > >>> > >>>Nice. > >>> > >>Wonder if the author of that message is the same one that created this > >>message: "Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue." > >> > > > > And... > > > > Hey, Chuck, how many chucks would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck > > would chuck chucks? > > That should be "could chuck chucks" I believe. (going from a fish called > wanda). > > > > > <sorry> > > Galen "Galen Somerville" <ga***@surewest.net> wrote in message The origonal yes.news:%23weaFs9kHHA.4676@TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl... > could chuck wood Show quoteHide quote > > Galen > Just to add to the varieties, the one I've always heard is:
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? To which the response is: A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Rob So basically, the wood that a wood chuck would chuck initially depends on
whether the wood chuck could chuck wood. Still, assuming that a wood chuck could chuck wood, that answer is somewhat ambiguous and, of course, if a wood chuck could not chuck wood then it is a moot case. Ok, I'm set<g>. Show quoteHide quote "Robert Morley" <rmor***@magma.ca.N0.Freak1n.sparn> wrote in message news:entY38$kHHA.4684@TK2MSFTNGP03.phx.gbl... > Just to add to the varieties, the one I've always heard is: > > How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? > > To which the response is: > > A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. > > > > Rob > "Robert Morley" wrote...
: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Where would Windows update to get up to date if Windows could: chuck wood? update to get updates for its update? : A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could Windows would update as much update as Windows could update: chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. if windowsupdate could update Windows. How could you update if Internet Explorer can't get through the firewall? <g> -- Jim Carlock Post replies to the group. > How could you update if Internet Explorer can't get through the Better yet, how could you update if IE can't get through the firewall to > firewall? <g> allow it to get an update that allows it to update through the firewall? <bigger g> Rob "Mike Williams" <mi***@whiskyandCoke.com> wrote in message Could be worse. What if the update for the update requires an update?...news:#sq#oB6kHHA.3280@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl... > Hey, this Windows Vista is good! It's just popped up a box telling me: > > "Windows update might require an update before you can install updates for > Windows" > > Nice. "The update for Windows update might require an update before you can update Windows update and install updates for Windows" And then the update for the update can't be installed because there
is an update already installed that is newer than the update for the update that needs to be installed. -- Show quoteHide quote"BeastFish" <no@spam.com> wrote in message news:f22ac3$tus$1@aioe.org... > "Mike Williams" <mi***@whiskyandCoke.com> wrote in message > news:#sq#oB6kHHA.3280@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl... >> Hey, this Windows Vista is good! It's just popped up a box telling me: >> >> "Windows update might require an update before you can install updates for >> Windows" >> >> Nice. > > > Could be worse. What if the update for the update requires an update?... > > "The update for Windows update might require an update before you can update > Windows update and install updates for Windows" > > > "Mike Williams" <mi***@whiskyandCoke.com> wrote in message Besides the riveting discussion on the wood chuck's chucking capacity, and the news:%23sq%23oB6kHHA.3280@TK2MSFTNGP05.phx.gbl... > Hey, this Windows Vista is good! It's just popped up a box telling me: > > "Windows update might require an update before you can install updates for > Windows" > > Nice. > update to an update, there is a lovely ambivalence in that message: Windows update *might* require an update? Is that a nice way of saying it will, or a fanny cover just in case in does? Are you supposed to do anything about it?  |
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